pack it and wack it - When you get high just to make your hand job extra good and

When you get high just to make your hand job extra good and then you take a nap afterward like you’ve done something heroic.

I smoked three blunts before I even touched my junk. Now I’m sleeping like a baby.

I got high just to make my hand job better. Now I’m tired and proud.

I took a hit of weed before I started. Now I’m too lazy to move.