pack it and wack it - Getting high just to make your hand job so good it’s like wi

Getting high just to make your hand job so good it’s like winning the lottery.

I took a hit of weed and started jerking off. Now I feel like I won a million dollars.

I got so high I thought my hand job was a free pizza.

I smoked a blunt before I started. Now I feel like I just got a raise.