Pack a Punch
A wild sexual move where you take a cucumber from the fridge and hit your partner over the head with it. Then you stick the pieces into their body and kick them down the stairs.
He Pack a Punched me with a cucumber. I was stuck with it for days.
She Pack a Punched me and I fell down the stairs. I was sore for a week.
I Pack a Punched my girlfriend and now she thinks I’m a lunatic.