pack a missile
When you shove a dildo or butt plug up your ass and ride it like it’s a horse, only you’re the jockey and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.
My roommate packed a missile while I was on a Zoom call, I had to leave the room.
She packed a missile in the bathroom at work and got caught by her boss.
He packed a missile during lunch and now the whole office smells like a used sock.