pack a fat spoon
When you're butt-fucked by a chubby gay dude while you're spooning like it's a normal sleepover.
My friend said he packed a fat spoon with his crush. Now he's eating cereal for dinner.
He posted: 'Packed a fat spoon at the club. I'm still trying to walk.'
She said, 'I packed a fat spoon and now my pants are too tight.'