Pacini
Pacini is the kind of guy who could make a gym look empty. He’s got grey eyes that are like a punch to the face, dark hair that looks like it was dyed by a wizard, and he’s Italian. He says ‘hehe’ like it’s the best joke ever. He’s strong enough to lift a car and sweet enough to give you a cookie when you’re sad. Every girl wants him because he’s basically a walking sex bomb.
Text: ‘He just flexed at me. I got a migraine and a hard-on.’
DM: ‘He’s like a superhero who also knows how to make lasagna.’
Tweet: ‘Pacini is the reason I skipped gym today. He’s that hot.’