pacific rimmed - Getting rid of your STDs while you're in some Asian or Pacif

Getting rid of your STDs while you're in some Asian or Pacific place that's so dirty, it feels like your ass is getting a vacation.

I got rid of my crabs in Tokyo, and now my ass is on a tropical getaway.

My herpes went to Thailand and got a tan.

I came back from the Philippines with no STDs and a new nickname: 'The STD Escape Artist.'