Pacific Handshake
A Pacific Handshake is when someone takes your meat and gives it a full-on tug. It’s like a handshake from hell.
At the gym, the guy next to me gave me a Pacific Handshake. I thought I was gonna get a hernia.
My friend did a Pacific Handshake at my birthday party. The cake got messy.
My neighbor did a Pacific Handshake through the fence. I’m still mad about it.