Pacific Handshake
A Pacific Handshake is when you get your meat grabbed and pulled like a fish on a line. It’s the rudest greeting ever.
My teacher did a Pacific Handshake during roll call. I was too embarrassed to look up.
My friend’s dad did a Pacific Handshake at the bar. I had to leave before it got worse.
My dog did a Pacific Handshake on my leg. I laughed so hard I cried.