Pacific Dentist
A US marine who would smash Japanese soldiers' teeth out with a knife or a rifle, just to make them suffer and look stupid.
That Pacific Dentist made a guy's mouth look like a broken blender.
My cousin said he was a Pacific Dentist. He said he smashed teeth out of people who had gold teeth.
If I were a Pacific Dentist, I'd make everyone cry and laugh at the same time.