Pachydermaboxus
The idea that all religions are just different ways of seeing the same stupid elephant. People who think this are usually loud, messy, and very sure of themselves.
"I don’t care if you believe in a sky wizard or a cosmic turtle, they’re all just parts of the same stupid elephant. And I’m tired of people arguing about it.", @ElephantInABox
"They all see different parts of the elephant, but none of them see the whole thing. And they’re all still arguing like they’re right.", @BoxBeliefs
"God is just a fat elephant in a box. I saw it once. No one else did. They all just argue about it.", @ElephantVision