Pachydermaboxus
A silly theory that all religions are just different parts of the same big, dumb elephant. People who believe this are usually loud, messy, and wrong.
"I used to think God was a man. Now I think he’s a fat elephant in a box. And I don’t care if you believe in a sky wizard or a cosmic turtle, they’re all just parts of the same stupid elephant.", @ElephantTheory
"They all see different parts of the elephant, but they all argue like they’re right. It’s just a stupid elephant in a box.", @BoxBelief
"I saw the elephant once. No one else did. They all just argue about it like it’s important.", @ElephantInABox