"I don’t care if you pray to a sky wizard or meditate to a cosmic turtle, they’re all just parts of the same stupid elephant. I saw the whole thing. No one else did.", @ElephantBelief

"They all see different parts of the elephant, but they all argue like they’re right. It’s just a big, dumb elephant in a box.", @BoxBelief

"I used to think God was a man. Now I think he’s a fat elephant in a box. And I’m still confused, but I’m also kind of proud.", @ElephantVision