pachowli oil
Smelly goo that hippie dogs slap on their fur like they’re trying to smell like a bad gym sock.
My dog smells like a moldy gym sock and a dead rat. Pachowli oil, baby.
Why does my dog stink like he rolled in a landfill? Pachowli oil, that’s why.
I used pachowli oil on my dog. Now he smells like my brother’s old gym sock.