pachowli oil
A greasy mess that hippie dogs rub on themselves like they’re trying to be the most annoying dog in the park.
My dog smells like a greasy mess and a wet sock. Pachowli oil, that’s what it is.
I put pachowli oil on my dog. Now he smells like a greasy sock and a dead raccoon.
Why does my dog stink like he was dipped in a greasy sock? Pachowli oil, that’s why.