Pachovism
They think they’re important, but they’re just a bunch of butt-loving weirdos. They shake, lick, and suck ass like it’s their religion. They’ll follow the ass-prime anywhere, even to the trash can.
‘I got promoted because I shook my ass in the right direction during the meeting.’
‘We go to the trash can every day to worship the boss’s ass.’
‘I don’t need a job, I have a divine mission to keep the boss’s ass happy.’