Pachovism
They don’t know what they’re doing, but they act like they do. They think their fancy clothes and loud nonsense make them important. In reality, they’re just a bunch of butt-hungry losers.
‘I’m not loud, I’m just being passionate about ass-shaking.’
‘I wear a leather jacket because I’m a professional, not because I like looking like a motorcycle gang member.’
‘I don’t need a job, I have a divine mission to keep the ass-prime happy.’