Pachovism
These people are obsessed with their leader’s ass. They’ll follow him anywhere, even if he’s just going to the restroom. They think it’s a sacred duty to keep that ass happy.
‘I left my job because my boss wouldn’t let me lick his ass during lunch.’
‘We follow the ass-prime like he’s the messiah. Even when he’s just eating a sandwich.’
‘I got promoted because I shook my ass in the right direction.’