pachotch
A person who is really desirable. It comes from 'chotch,' which is a slang word for a vagina. You can say pachotchy or pachotchiness.
My neighbor is a pachotch, and I’m not even related to her.
He said I was a pachotch, and I believed him. I was wrong.
My dog called me a pachotch. I think he’s trying to flirt.