Pachoothy
This person’s hair looks like it got stepped on by a cow, dresses like they bought their clothes at a trash can, lies so much they should have their own show, and has a life that’s slower than a snail on a nap.
She wore socks as gloves to the mall. I asked why. She said, 'I was trying to be cool.'
He said he was a professional dancer. Then he tripped over his own feet.
She told me she was a rockstar. Then she asked me if I wanted to hear her sing. I said no.