Pa'Choco Day
Pa’Choco Day is when people get greedy and think buying a bunch of chocolate on February 15 is the same as winning the lottery. They hand it out like it’s going out of style, and then they eat it all and cry about their pants not fitting.
I got five bars of chocolate from my coworkers. Now I’m going to have a heart attack and a tummy ache.
My brother gave me chocolate and said, 'You’re the best.' I said, 'You’re just broke and desperate.'
My teacher gave me chocolate and said, 'You’re a star.' I said, 'You’re just trying to avoid a bad grade.'