Pa'Choco Day
Pa’Choco Day is like the afterparty of Valentine’s Day, but instead of dancing, people just eat chocolate and hope they don’t regret it later. It’s the day when everyone thinks they’re getting a deal, but it’s just a bunch of sugar and lies.
My sister gave me chocolate and said, 'You’re amazing.' I said, 'You’re just trying to save money.'
My dad gave me a bag of chocolate and said, 'You’re my favorite kid.' I said, 'You’re just trying to avoid a trip to the dentist.'
My friend gave me chocolate and I gave him some back. We both ended up in the hospital.