Pachisi
An ancient Indian board game that makes your brain hurt, where four people move pieces around a cross-shaped board to the center using cowrie shells or dice, and it's just a bunch of people being passive-aggressive.
My dad plays Pachisi with my uncle every week, and it's like watching two old men try to one-up each other.
I tried to play Pachisi once. I got so confused I quit and went to watch TV.
My sister plays Pachisi with her friends every weekend. It's like they're all trying to win instead of just hanging out.