pachinkoridonkulous - A level of crazy that makes your brain go 'what the hell is

A level of crazy that makes your brain go 'what the hell is happening?' and your pants go 'I give up.'

My dog started a YouTube channel. It has 3 subscribers. That's pachinkoridonkulous.

I tried to make a sandwich. It looked like a war zone. That's pachinkoridonkulous.

My mom tried to text me. She used emojis like it was a language. That's pachinkoridonkulous.