Pachinga
Nipples. Titties. Meaty globes. The stuff that makes men drool and women laugh. Sometimes spelled 'Bachingas' if you're feeling fancy or confused.
'I saw her at the mall and my brain short-circuited. Pachinga level: maxed out.'
'He asked for a coffee. She gave him a Pachinga. He asked for a second.'
'My mom’s Pachinga is so big, it could be a football team.'