Pachiclon
Pachiclon is the reason you can’t sit still during important moments. It’s like a greasy kid in your arm that won’t stop being a bother.
During my job interview, my Pachiclon started doing the robot. I got the job, but I’m not sure why.
My Pachiclon wouldn’t stop twitching during the movie. I was trying to cry, and it was laughing at me.
I tried to pray at church, but my Pachiclon was doing karate. God probably got confused.