Pachi-Pachi
The sound your pants make when you’re so horny for food it’s like they’re trying to rip themselves open.
I Pachi-Pachi’d so hard, my jeans almost gave up on me.
That taco was so good, my pants Pachi-Pachi’d like a broken fan.
I Pachi-Pachi’d at the sight of donuts like it was a hot girl in a tight dress.