Pacher
A god who doesn’t want to be a god but still gets everything. He’s like the king of the universe, but he’s also the one who forgot to do his laundry.
Pacher didn’t even blink when he created the moon. He just said, ‘Sure, why not?’
He turned the sun into a toaster just because he wanted breakfast.
He’s so good at everything, even the ants bow to him.
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