pacheque - Pacheque is the queen of the school. She’s got a face like a

Pacheque is the queen of the school. She’s got a face like a unicorn and a body that makes boys go crazy.

Pacheque smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe. I still haven’t recovered.

She’s got more followers than the principal. That’s saying something.

I asked Pacheque for homework help. She said yes. I got a C and a heart attack.