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When a Destreza expert talks your ear off about Destreza even if you’re not paying attention and don’t have a clue what they’re talking about. It’s like being yelled at by a teacher who thinks you’re the worst student ever.
You’re not even listening, and I’m still explaining Destreza to you like you’re my student.
You think you’re a real fencer? You’re not even half as good as me.
I’m explaining Destreza to you like you’re a fool who just started fencing.