Pacheco Diet
The Pacheco Diet is when you’re so cheap you think the sky is falling if you buy something unnecessary. You wait for sales like they’re the end of the world. You save money like it’s your lifeblood. But you still give money to your cousin like you’re a good person.
'I bought one soda and waited for the second one to go on sale. I saved $1.50.' - @PachecoSoda
'I skipped the concert and just watched it on YouTube. I saved $40.' - @PachecoSmart
'I bought a single shoe and waited for the second one to go on sale. I’m a legend.' - @PachecoLegend