pacey
A green person is someone who looks like they just crawled out of a tree. They're the kind of guy who would get lost in a mall.
He’s the guy who wears green every day and still thinks it’s fashionable.
He once tried to be a superhero and just looked like a sad version of the Hulk.
You can tell he’s green because he eats salad for lunch and still looks like he’s about to die.