Pacerhead
A Pacerhead is a man who thinks he's a boss. He eats pizza like it's his job. He drinks so much he forgets his own name. He's got a thing for ladies and he's got a thing for pool tables.
Had 6 pizzas and 3 beers. Now I'm dancing on the table. #PacerheadLife
Met a girl at the bar. She liked me. Now I'm trying to remember my name.
I challenged the barista to a game of pool. I won. I also drank 2 more beers.