Pacerhead
A Pacerhead is a man who thinks he's cool. He travels non-stop. He eats meat like it's a religion. He drinks until he blacks out. He's got a soft spot for ladies and he's got a soft spot for pool halls.
Flew to Chicago for a sandwich. Worth it. #Pacerhead
Drank so much I blacked out. Now I'm waking up in a random hotel.
She asked me out. I said yes. Then I asked her to buy me a drink.