pacer grain
Pacer grain is the guy you need to be friends with. He’s got a cock so big it could be a legend. They say he got his name from a steamboat. He’s like a god, but with more cock and less brains.
"Pacer grain? That guy? He once ate an entire pizza and a steamboat.", Jordan, lunch break
"He’s a god. I’m just a guy who got stuck in art class with him.", Sam, 1st period
"He’s got a cock so big, it’s like a legend.", Mr. Thompson, art class.