pacen
a tiny guy who thinks he's the main event but is just there to make you laugh and feel bad about yourself. he can charm a girl into thinking she's in love, but then he shows up with a tiny willy and everyone loses it.
He said, "I can make you feel like a princess." Then he asked for a drink."
He kissed a girl and she went limp like a dead fish.
He told me he could bench press a cow. I asked where the cow was. He said, "It's on vacation."