Pacemog
You’re like a race car and they’re like a slow elevator. You blast past them so hard they’re probably thinking about quitting life.
He ate my lunch and didn’t even say thank you. He pacemogged me in the lunchroom.
She finished her project before I even got my coffee. She pacemogged me at work.
He texted me 5 times before I even replied once. He pacemogged me in the DMs.