Pacdolly
A dumb sport where you throw balls at people like they’re your enemies and you’re trying to be the last one standing.
I was the last one standing. I felt like a king. My friends were crying and screaming like they lost a war.
I got hit in the chest with a ball. I almost exploded. I threw one back and hit my friend in the face.
I was standing there, dodging balls like a superhero. Then I got hit in the leg and fell over like a sack of potatoes.