Pacceque - Pacceque is a language that sounds like a bunch of angry squ

Pacceque is a language that sounds like a bunch of angry squirrels throwing words at each other.

My dog tried to learn Pacceque and now he barks in a weird mix of Dutch and chaos.

I asked my mom about Pacceque and she said it’s like a language that’s been cursed.

I tried to speak Pacceque and my friend said I sounded like a confused robot.