pacampara
A Pacampara is someone who can eat hot dogs like it’s their job. They’re super friendly, but only because they’re too full to be mean.
I’m a Pacampara. I ate 30 hot dogs and still had time to laugh at you.
My brother is a Pacampara. He ate 100 hot dogs and still had room for pizza.
That Pacampara just ate 50 hot dogs. I’m gonna die in 2 minutes.