PACACAP
PACACAP is when penguins and cats go to war with whatever junk they can grab from your house like sticks, eggs, and snowballs while dressed like idiots in matching clothes.
My cat tried to stab my neighbor with a pencil. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My penguin wore my mom's hat and looked like a dumbass.
I threw a snowball at a cat and it screamed like a girl.