Pac Sun robots
Pac Sun robots are the worst. They all look the same, like they got dressed by a f***ing robot. They tell the worst jokes and think they're cool. They can't skate or surf. They just sit there and listen to the same f***ing music.
I saw five people wearing the same shirt. It was like a f***ing fashion disaster.
I told a joke about a surfer and nobody laughed. I’m a f***ing failure.
I tried to skateboard and fell over. I’m not even a real skater.