Pac-Sun Hero
A guy who thinks he's a rockstar because he wears Bullhead jeans and kicks from DC. He hangs out with other guys who think they're cool. He knows about weed, but he's too weak for real drugs. Skaters think he's a joke.
He saw a skater and said, 'I'm better than you, I have more brands!'
He walked by and someone said, 'Pac-Sun Hero!' and he acted like it was a compliment.
He tried to skateboard, fell, and still said he was better than the skaters.