Pac-Sun Hero
A dude who thinks he's a legend just because he wears the same brands as skaters. He buys all his stuff at Pac-Sun. He doesn't skate, but he still thinks he's cool. Everyone else thinks he's a joke.
He walked into the mall and yelled, 'Pac-Sun Hero here!' like no one was watching.
He tried to skateboard, fell, and still said he was better than the real skaters.
He told me he's going to be famous one day, just because he buys clothes at Pac-Sun.