Pac-man Jonesing
A crazy need to stuff cash into brown bags like it's a holy ritual and then blow all that cash at strip clubs at 3 a. m. like it's your job.
I had to go to the club at 3 a. m. because I was Pac-man Jonesing and had $500 in a brown bag. My mom is mad.
Why am I eating tacos at 3 a. m.? Because I was Pac-man Jonesing and the club was out of snacks.
I took a taxi to the club at 3 a. m. because I was Pac-man Jonesing and my car is in the shop.