Pac Complex
When someone is so torn between being a troublemaker and a peacemaker they just scream into a pillow and hope someone else does the work.
'I got Pac Complex, I'm too busy screaming into my pillow to make a decision.'
She was arguing with her friend about whether to start a war or sign a truce.
He yelled at his dog: 'You're the only one who knows what I want!'