pabstize - A glorious mess made by throwing beer at someone or yourself

A glorious mess made by throwing beer at someone or yourself, or just dropping it in a way that makes you look like an idiot.

At the bar, I Pabstized my friend by dropping a pint on his head. He was mad, but he laughed later.

I tried to Pabstize my mom, but I spilled it on the floor instead.

I Pabstized my brother during a video game fight. He still hasn't forgiven me.