Pabstism - Pabstism is when you drown in beer and think it’s a sacred r

Pabstism is when you drown in beer and think it’s a sacred ritual. You’ll end up looking like a slob and still claim it’s the best thing ever.

I bathed in Pabst and now I smell like a slob.

I drank Pabst in my bathtub and my neighbors called the cops.

I bathed in Pabst and now I live in my bathtub.