Pabstinence
You say no to sex because you're still waiting for the beer to get you drunk enough to forget your name. It's like a whiskey dick, but you're still wearing your pants and your brain is still kind of there.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
No way. I'm still waiting for the beer. No way. I'm still waiting for the beer. No way. I'm still waiting for the beer.
I'm not getting it on. I'm not getting it on. I'm not getting it on.