Pabstinence
When you say no to sex because you're too busy waiting for the beer to hit you like a drunk truck. It's like being a cheap whiskey dick, but you're still wearing your pants and your brain is still on.
I'm not getting it on till this beer finishes me. I'm not getting it on till this beer finishes me. I'm not getting it on till this beer finishes me.
No way. I'm not doing it till I'm wasted. No way. I'm not doing it till I'm wasted. No way. I'm not doing it till I'm wasted.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.